|First appearance||Being Watched|
|Occupation||sales clerk at Twice-Loved Books|
|Family||one older sister, three younger sisters, a younger half-brother|
|Relationship||Married to Davan|
Very easily embarrassed, she is, as R.K. Milholland has identified her, "...probably the cast's last true innocent." Vanessa's degree in philosophy and religion has gotten her a job at a bookstore in Texas, where she met Davan for the first time. She seems able to handle, and occasionally keep up with, his and PeeJee's banter and has become fast friends with PeeJee because of it. She is a lover of sweets, and has even eaten several bags of peppermint patties in one sitting before (though she had to throw up afterwards). She hates the taste of coffee.
Vanessa is bisexual, a fact that Davan seems to embrace wholeheartedly. She has a preference for "curvy girls" and, before Davan, she had a rather clingy girlfriend. However, Vanessa is very happy with Davan and is currently content to just look at women. She is very, very into My Little Ponies, and the only instance of her threatening violence thus far has been in reference to anyone getting in between her and the 1984 Italian release of Minty.