|Kronos the Last Cave Warrior|
|First appearance||Ancient History|
|Date of Birth||unknown|
A Cave Warrior presumably from the distant past, Kronos used to date Arch-Angela, but their sexings came to an end when they discovered the remains of Kronos' ex in the Primitive History exhibit at the local museum. 
Kronos would later be caught humping his girlfriend's fossilized remains, only to be told by the security guard "she loves me more."